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Polite Ticks by Joseph William Dopp
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Polite Ticks

Blood Sucking Policy Seeks Healthy Hosts

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Narrator Joseph William Dopp

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Length 47 minutes
Language English
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Summary

"Polite-Ticks: Blood-Sucking Policy Seeks Healthy Hosts"

In this riotous and tweezer-grabbing political satire, "Polite-Ticks" exposes the parasitic side of modern politics, where politicians and lobbyists act like blood-sucking ticks. They latch onto democracy, slowly draining it dry while hiding behind handshakes and promises. With biting humor and real-world examples, this book uncovers how polite ticks bloat the budget, erode freedoms, and divide society—all while keeping the host (that’s us) blissfully unaware. Packed with hilarious insights, sharp sarcasm, and a civil anarchy plan to take back control, this is your guide to spotting the polite ticks feeding on your future and finally giving them the boot, fire, and flush they deserve!

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