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Maids A Milking (short story) by Stuart MacBride
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Maids A Milking (short story)

Twelve Days of Winter: Crime at Christmas: Book #0
by Stuart MacBride

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Narrator Ian Hanmore

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Length 20 minutes
Language English
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Eighth story in a collection of interlinked tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season

Brian’s about to discover that life as a drug dealer can have hidden benefits. But he might come to wish he’d never taken advantage of them…

FictionMystery & ThrillerShort Stories

Stuart MacBride is the Sunday Times No. 1 bestselling author of the Logan McRae and Ash Henderson novels. His work has won several prizes and in 2015 he was awarded an honorary doctorate by Dundee University. Stuart lives in the north-east of Scotland with his wife Fiona, cats Grendel, Onion and Beetroot, and other assorted animals.

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Author
Narrator Ian Hanmore
ISBN 9780007459360
Length 20 minutes
Language English
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date
Edition Unabridged
Genres Fiction, Mystery & Thriller & Short Stories
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Reviews

Praise for Stuart MacBride: ‘Fierce, unflinching and shot through with the blackest of humour; this is crime fiction of the highest order’Mark Billingham ‘Some of the grittiest crime-writing in the field’Independent ‘Admirers of tough, modern crime novels will be in seventh heaven – or should that be hell?’Express ‘Ferocious and funny, this is Tartan Noir at its best’Val McDermid ‘Hard-hitting prose with a bone-dry humour and characters you can genuinely believe in, Stuart MacBride’s novels are a real treat’Simon Kernick Expand reviews
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