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Learn moreA failed, alcoholic ex-marketing guru is sent to Ohio on a last long-shot assignment, in search of innovative idea that can save an ailing food company. After an accident in a mall parking lot, he’s rescued by a trio of teenagers who reluctantly agree to share an average night in their average lives with him. What follows—bonding, secrets, and ultimately tragedy—reveal truths to both teens and guru that none are fully prepared to confront.
Told with a distinctly comic voice and a sharp eye for the absurdities of contemporary American culture, The Probable Outcomes contemplates the unexpected connections between youth and adulthood, disillusionment and redemption, and regret and idealism.
John Fischer is a resident of New York, and divides his time between writing and a career as a marketing consultant. His work has appeared in Guernica, PANK Magazine, Palooka Journal, the Random House Anthology, Twentysomething Essays by Twentysomething Writers, and was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2012.