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A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime—literally. Thefirst day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-ofgym-free card. Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at theirnext party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three morewarped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the traditionof the four previous collections—In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curseof the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies—he reveals the inspiration behindeach story at the end of the book.