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Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers by Benjamin Wallace

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Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

by Benjamin Wallace

Narrator Phil Thron

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Length 2 hours 47 minutes

Language English

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Summary
About the author
About the narrator

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
How friends and family will respond to the news
How TV and baby classes have lied to us
Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
How to convert diapers into usable guilt
How to insure your child says your name first
And much, much more
Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.

Family & Relationships

"Benjamin Wallace is the author of more than 20 books, including the bestselling Duck and Cover Adventures, and the Shattered Alliance Saga, Dads vs Zombies and the Junkers books. With all this, you’d expect him to have his act together. This couldn’t be further from the truth. He currently lives in Texas with his family and promises to never, ever take anything too seriously."

Phil Thron is a classically trained actor and audiobook narrator who has worked on stage, television, and behind the microphone for several decades. When not recording in his home studio, he enjoys playing tennis, watching movies, and spending time with his wife and kids. He currently resides in New Jersey.