Author:
Rick Gualtieri

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TERROR LURKS BELOW AND IT’S ABOUT TO SURFACE.
My name is Bill Ryder. With Armageddon rapidly approaching you’d think I’d have my priorities straight, but you’d be wrong. Sidelined from action and with too much time on my hands, I’m stuck obsessing about the ladies in my life, lethal as most of them might be. Too bad it’s a distraction I can ill afford.
An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed my way. To make matters worse, I’ve been deemed a traitor by the Draculas, the ruling coven of the vampire nation. With rampaging rock monsters on one side and pissed off vamps on the other, it’s time to pull my head out of my ass.
As the world crumbles to pieces around me, I’ll have to find a way to muster my waning courage, master my janky powers, and rise to the destiny I’ve been trying so long to deny. Because if I don’t, then getting my rocks off will be the least of my worries.
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Half A Prayer takes you on an action-packed journey filled with hilarious twists and spine-chilling encounters. For fans of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, John P Logsdon, or Kevin Hearne, this vampire comedy series is an absolute must-read.
Don’t miss out on this thrilling rollercoaster. Start listening today and get ready to die laughing!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Audiobook details
Narrator:
Christopher John Fetherolf
ISBN:
9798368989860
Length:
12 hours 14 minutes
Language:
English
Publisher:
Freewill Press
Publication date:
March 16, 2015
Edition:
Unabridged