Humor audiobooks

The End of the Road - Abridged

By: Tom Bodett

Narrated by: Tom Bodett

Length: 2 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Culled from Bodett's syndicated radio show, these interconnected stories captures the essence of life in America--especially Homer, Alaska, the sort of place where the keys are left in the snowplow in case someone gets stuck after hours. Read more

Geparkt (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Susanne Fröhlich

Narrated by: Susanne Fröhlich

Length: 8 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Erst geparkt, dann ausgemustert? Nicht mit Monika! Charmant, lebensklug und voller Situationskomik erzählt Bestseller-Autorin Susanne Fröhlich in ihrem humorvollen Roman Geparkt von einer nicht mehr ganz jungen Frau, die sich mit der Hilfe neuer Freundinnen gegen ihren Ex-Mann behauptet. Monika hat das große Los gezogen: Einen solventen... Read more

Schnitzel Surprise (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Markus Heitz

Narrated by: Thomas Nicolai

Length: 6 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Bares für Gares-Bestseller-Autor Markus Heitz entfacht mit dieser Persiflage auf alle Koch- und Backshows im TV ein bitterbös-komisches Küchenfeuerwerk! Thomas "Thom" Mann ist Inhaber des "Manni's Schnitzeleck", in dem noch die 80er herrschen. Der Mittvierziger war einst der beste Koch-Azubi seines Jahrgangs, hatte ein eigenes Restaurant und... Read more

Große Ärsche im Klassenzimmer - Eine Grundschulmutter schlägt zurück (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Benni-Mama

Narrated by: Mirja Boes

Length: 2 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ben kommt in die Schule und Benni-Mama verzweifelt: Warum gibt es keinen einzigen Schulranzen ohne Ninja-StarWars-Totenkopf-Totschläger-Motiv mehr? Warum muss sie sich beim Schulfest mit den anderen Eltern beim Hürdenlauf in Pippi-Langstrumpf- Kostümen messen und vor aller Augen lächerlich machen? Und wäre es wirklich so schlimm, wenn die... Read more

Can You Keep a Secret? - Abridged

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Emily Gray

Length: 6 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE • From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Party Crasher and Love Your Life comes a novel with the same wicked humor, buoyant charm, and optimism as her beloved Shopaholic series.

“Sophie Kinsella keeps her finger on the cultural pulse, while leaving me giddy with laughter.”—Jojo Moyes, author of The Giver... Read more

DILBERT FUTURE - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while importantoffice work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adamshimself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." --Worth MagazineStep aside, Nostradamus. Here comes the real soothsayer, and he'sturning his eagle eye on everything from new work-avoiding technologyto sex... Read more

Napalm and Silly Putty - Abridged

By: George Carlin

Length: 2 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: Yes

He's the inventor of Past-Tense TV (featuring "Got Smart," "Father Knew Best," and "It Was Left to Beaver"); the tireless crusader for such charities as the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies, Children of Parents with Bad Teeth, and the State Hospital for Those Who Felt All Right About a Year Ago; founder of the George Carlin Book Club... Read more

Resturlaub (Gekürzt) - Abridged

By: Tommy Jaud

Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Eine ziemlich komische Geschichte über einen 37-jährigen Brauerei-Manager, der ausgerechnet am Ende der Welt das sucht, was er zu Hause längst hatte. Seine Eltern wollen endlich mal Enkel. Seine Kumpels wollen, dass er sich endlich ein Eigenheim zulegt und sein Chef besteht darauf, dass das Apostroph im Firmenslogan da bleibt, wo es seit 37... Read more

Wicked Appetite - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: Yes

With delectable characters and non-stop thrills that have made Janet Evanovich a household name, Wicked Appetite will leave you hungry for more.

Life in Marblehead has had a pleasant predictability, until Diesel arrives. Rumor has it that a collection of priceless ancient relics representing the Seven Deadly Sins have made their way to Boston's... Read more

Kinder sind was Wunderbares, das muss man sich nur immer wieder sagen (Gekürzte Lesung) - Abridged

By: Johann König

Narrated by: Johann König

Length: 3 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Mit drei Nachkommen ist man in Deutschland bereits überdurchschnittlich bekindert. Wenn die Orgelpfeifen ihre fünf Minuten bekommen und nur über Worte in großer Lautstärke zu erreichen sind, spätestens dann gehört man gefühlt zu den Asozialen. Die Wunschkinder betrachtend, denkt sich der Mann in solchen Momenten ganz woanders hin: In eine Welt... Read more

Standing in the Rainbow - Abridged

By: Fannie Flagg

Narrated by: Fannie Flagg

Length: 5 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Good news! Fannie’s back in town—and the town is among the leading characters in her new novel.

Along with Neighbor Dorothy, the lady with the smile in her voice, whose daily radio broadcasts keep us delightfully informed on all the local news, we also meet Bobby, her ten-year-old son, destined to live a thousand lives, most of them in his... Read more

Muh! (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: David Safier

Narrated by: Nana Spier

Length: 6 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Von einer Kuh, die auszog, das Glück zu finden. Lolle gehört zu den Kühen, die sich vom Leben etwas mehr erhofft haben als Grasen, Wiederkäuen und anderen Kühen zu erzählen, was man mal wieder für einen gigantischen Fladen produziert hat. Sie träumt von einem glücklichen Leben mit Champion, dem prachtvollen Stier. Doch als sie diesen in... Read more

Fierce Pajamas - Abridged

By: David Remnick & Henry Finder

Narrated by: Patrick Frederic & Chris Gannon

Length: 6 hours 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

When Harold Ross founded The New Yorker in 1925, he described it as a “comic weekly.” And although it has become much more than that, it has remained true in its irreverent heart to the founder’s description, publishing the most illustrious literary humorists of the modern era—among them Robert Benchley, Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, George S.... Read more

Natural Blonde - Abridged

By: Liz Smith

Narrated by: Liz Smith

Length: 6 hours 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

From Tallulah Bankhead to Joan Crawford to the Kennedys and Madonna, the ultimate insider, Liz Smith has hobnobbed, air-kissed, and lunched with just about everybody who's been anybody over the last half-century--and then rushed to tell the world all about it. Now, in this candid, down-to-earth autobiography, she tells all about herself, and... Read more

The Old Cart Wrangler’s Saga - Abridged

By: Brian Price

Narrated by: David Ossman

Length: 1 hour 14 minutes

Abridged: Yes

We’ve all seen that lone shopping cart sitting on the edge of a parking lot. Who goes and gets it and brings it home? The cart wrangler, of course.Brimming with easy humor, fantasy, and wisdom, David Ossman—of Firesign Theatre fame—gives the performance of a lifetime in this theatrical full-length monologue backed by a crack Kansas City jazz... Read more

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - Abridged

By: Helen Fielding

Narrated by: Tracie Bennett

Length: 5 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: Yes

With another devastatingly hilarious, ridiculous, unnervingly accurate take on modern womanhood, Bridget Jones is back. (v.g.)
Monday 27 January:
"7:15 a.m. Hurrah! The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in functional relationship with adult male, thereby proving am not love pariah as recently feared."... Read more

Not Taco Bell Material - Abridged

By: Adam Carolla

Narrated by: Adam Carolla

Length: 7 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today.

Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about... Read more

And then Arnie Told Chi - Abridged

By: Done Wade

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 1 hour 36 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This collection of anecdotes—from Golf Digest editor Don Wade—brings out of the locker room and onto the green an engaging treasury of more than 100 of the greatest golf stories ever told from the game's legends: Ben Hogan, Nancy Lopez, Fred Couples, and others. From Augusta National to Royal St. George, this entertaining, intimate, and funny... Read more

True Prep - Abridged

By: Lisa Birnbach & Chip Kidd

Narrated by: Lisa Birnbach

Length: 2 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

“Wake up, Muffy. We’re back.”

From Lisa Birnbach, the author of The Official Preppy Handbook—and designer Chip Kidd—comes a whole new take on the prep world that Birnbach turned into an international best-selling phenomenon thirty years ago.

True Prep is a contemporary look at how the old guard of natural-fiber-loving, dog-worshipping,... Read more

Road to the Dales - Abridged

By: Gervase Phinn

Narrated by: Gervase Phinn

Length: 6 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In this abridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Road to the Dales: The Story of a Yorkshire Lad,
Gervase tells of a life full of happiness, conversation, music and books shared with his three siblings, mother and father. This audiobook is a snapshot of growing up in Yorkshire in the 1950s - reminisce with Gervase, and share in his personal... Read more

Vertrauen Sie mir, ich tu's ja auch - Das verblüffend sympathische Besserwisser-Hörbuch (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Antoine Monot Jr.

Narrated by: Antoine Monot Jr. & David Denk

Length: 4 hours

Abridged: Yes

Sie haben gar kein Problem? Gut, denn ich habe die Lösung! "Der größte Fehler, den man als Mann beim Einkaufen mit der Freundin machen kann, ist über- ambitioniertes Auftreten. Wichtig ist auch, sich die eigene Anspannung nicht anmerken zu lassen. Die wichtigste Grundregel: Es ist nie die Freundin, es ist immer der Schnitt. Immer!" Antoine... Read more

Kommissar Jennerwein darf nicht sterben - Kommissar Jennerwein ermittelt, Band 15 (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Jörg Maurer

Narrated by: Jörg Maurer

Length: 9 hours 51 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ein Auftragskiller macht Jagd auf Kommissar Jennerwein. Der neue Roman von Nr.1-Bestseller-Autor Jörg Maurer. Kaum zu glauben, Kommissar Jennerwein macht Urlaub! In einem Sporthotel! Beim Wassertreten, Bouldern und Kräuterwandern soll er sich erholen - und ahnt nicht, dass er sich in höchster Gefahr befindet. Ein Auftragskiller,... Read more

Man müsste mal - Nix gemacht und trotzdem happy - Neue Gute-Laune-Storys (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Tommy Jaud

Narrated by: Tommy Jaud

Length: 2 hours 45 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Das perfekte Rezept gegen sinnlose Planeritis: neue Alltagsgeschichten vom Meister der guten Laune. Jetzt neu mit der Alpaka-Formel! Warum unternehmen alle anderen immer mehr als man selbst? Hat die Künstliche Intelligenz eine Chance gegen die Natürliche Dummheit? Und wo zum Teufel ist der rote Aufreißfaden der Prinzenrolle hin? Da müsste man... Read more

The Petaluma Radio Players Present: The Misadventure of the Injudicious Jurist - Abridged

By: Vince Stadon

Narrated by: the Petaluma Radio Players

Length: 52 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Sherlock Holmes on trial … for murder? Can he expect a hung jury, or can he expect to be hung by the neck? Tune in and find out! Read more