Humor audiobooks

The Nanny Diaries - Abridged

By: Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Kraus

Narrated by: Julia Roberts

Length: 4 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Read by Julia Roberts

Based on the real-life experiences, the inside story on the real lives of the rich and privileged from the women who know all the secrets - the nannies.

The Nanny Diaries deftly skewers the manner in which America's over-privileged raises les petites - as if grooming them for a Best of Show competition. A poignant satire, it... Read more

I Rant, Therefore I Am - Abridged

By: Dennis Miller

Narrated by: Dennis Miller

Length: 2 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am.

Dennis Miller first gained national... Read more

Neither Here Nor There - Abridged

By: Bill Bryson

Narrated by: Bill Bryson

Length: 5 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Bryson brings his unique brand of humour to travel writing as he shoulders his backpack, keeps a tight hold on his wallet and heads for Europe. Travelling with Stephen Katz—also his wonderful sidekick in A Walk in the Woods—he wanders from Hammerfest in the far north, to Istanbul on the cusp of Asia. As he makes his way round this incredibly... Read more

Sinbad's Guide to Life - Abridged

By: Sinbad

Narrated by: Sinbad

Length: 2 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A hilarious guide to life from a man who has "lived large and fallen hard--lost every job I ever had, messed up everybody I've ever dated, been kicked out of every institution I've ever been in"--and still survived; offering observations on courage ("Lots of guys brag they'd fight off anything to save their woman. Yeah, right--there is no sense... Read more

Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Missing Countess - Abridged

By: Jon Koons

Narrated by: Jon Koons & Joe Bevilacqua

Length: 2 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Scotland Yard is puzzled. A young countess has gone missing, and Sherlock Holmes, the world's greatest detective, is summoned. Accompanied by the redoubtable Watson, Holmes must juggle the clues. What does he see? Why does he instruct Watson to bring his wife to the circus three days later? And why does Watson keep sneezing? An original Holmes... Read more

Mystique - Abridged

By: Amanda Quick

Narrated by: Suzanne Bertish

Length: 3 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A tantalizing tale of a legendary knight and a headstrong lady whose daring quest for a mysterious crystal will draw them into a whirlwind of treachery–and desire.

When the fearsome knight called Hugh the Relentless swept into Lingwood Manor like a storm, everyone cowered–except Lady Alice. Sharp-tongued and unrepentant, the flame haired beauty... Read more

The Whithering of Willoughby and the Professor: Their Ways in the Worlds - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua & Robert J. Cirasa

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua & Margaret Juntwait

Length: 8 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This is an epic science fiction/fantasy comedy about a boy and his professor who travel willy-nilly across time and space in a failed attempt to "cure the world of all its ills."Stories include: Episode One: "I'll Teach You!" or "Box of Nothing" Episode Two: "Holy Smoke" or "The Red-Suited Man" Episode Three: "More Edible Than Durable" or "You... Read more

Mistress - Abridged

By: Amanda Quick

Narrated by: Harriet Walter

Length: 2 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: Yes

After a year of grand adventures touring the classical ruins of Italy and Greece, Iphiginia Bright returned to England to discover that the real excitement was at home. It seems that her Aunt Zoe has fallen victim to a sinister blackmailer and only Iphiginia can hope to stop the culprit before he can do more harm. Her plan is inspired: Imitating... Read more

Timmerbergs Tierleben - Abridged

By: Helge Timmerberg

Narrated by: Helge Timmerberg

Length: 1 hour 15 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Bis heute hat (Alligator) Eugen noch keinen Besucher gefressen. Keinen, von dem man weiß. Denn was er kriegt, verschlingt er nicht nur mit Haut und Haaren, sondern zur Not auch mit Personalausweis." Doch keine Angst vor wilden Tieren. Helge Timmerberg ist für uns furchtlos durch die Zoos gezogen und hat sie alle besucht: Eisbär Lars,... Read more

Mischief - Abridged

By: Amanda Quick

Narrated by: Harriet Walter

Length: 3 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Imogen Waterstone has always prided herself on being a thoroughly independent young woman, but now she needs a man of implacable will and nerves of iron. That's why she invited Matthias Marshall, infamous Earl of Colchester, to her home in Upper Strickland. Who better than the legendary explorer to help her lay the perfect trap?



Her scheme is... Read more

The Book of General Ignorance - Abridged

By: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Narrated by: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A shockingly counterintuitive book of trivia that cuts through the misconceptions that most of us call “facts” to show how wrong we are about . . . well, everything.

“Trivia buffs and know-it-alls alike will exult to find so much repeatable wisdom gathered in one place.”—The New York Times

Think Magellan was the first... Read more

Affair - Abridged

By: Amanda Quick

Narrated by: Stephanie Beacham

Length: 3 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Charlotte Arkendale knew all there was to know about men. After all, she'd made a career out of steering marriage-minded women away from untrustworthy members of the opposite sex.

Yet nothing could have prepared her for Baxter St. Ives--an arresting stranger too daring, too determined, too dangerous to be her new man-of-affairs. Still, perhaps he... Read more

The Rants - Abridged

By: Dennis Miller

Narrated by: Dennis Miller

Length: 1 hour 15 minutes

Abridged: Yes

There's good news for those that rage at the  evening news, shake their heads at Washington's  business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom from  social crisis to political crisis to economic  crisis: Dennis Miller is back, and he means to shake the  nation by its lapels.

Miller respects no  boundaries. Whether the subject is... Read more

Glück reimt sich nicht auf Leben. Naja, so ist das eben (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Bjarne Mädel

Narrated by: Bjarne Mädel

Length: 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Alles fing mit einem einsamen, verregneten Urlaub in Thailand an. Anstatt am Traumstrand in der Sonne zu liegen, saß Bjarne Mädel bei strömendem Regen in einem indischen Lokal und dachte: Is ja kindisch, ich sitz in Thailand und ess indisch!. Die Absurdität seiner Lage in einem kurzen Reim verdichtet, lockerte seine Stimmung dermaßen, dass er... Read more

Uncle Dunkle and Donnie, Vol. 3 - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler

Length: 3 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A must-have for collectors, these recently discovered master reels of cartoon-voice legend Daws Butler performing all the voices for twenty-one of his hilarious fractured fairy tales have been digitally remastered by Butler prot├®g├® Joe Bevilacqua.Titles include The Tardy Wedding Guest, Sticky Wicket, Jack and the Beans Talk, The Green Cow,... Read more

Joe Bev up the Jungle - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua, Phil Proctor & Pedro Pablo Sacr...

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua, Phil Proctor & Lorie Kellogg

Length: 1 hour 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

Award-winning radio producer and voice actor Joe Bevilacqua, a.k.a. Joe Bev, presents an hour of jungle adventure parodies. This volume includesA Lion without a RoarJohnny the GiraffeThe Colorless TigerIce in the JungleThe Tickling ScalesThe Mocking TigerJemima the Nosy GiraffeNever Make Fun of a RhinoThe Photographic ElephantPeter Bergman and... Read more

Holidays on Ice - Abridged

By: David Sedaris

Narrated by: David Sedaris, Ann Magnuson & Amy Sedaris

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the... Read more

Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth - Abridged

By: Leslie Nielsen

Narrated by: Leslie Nielsen

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener. Read more

dertraumpartner.de - Abridged

By: Katharina Behrendt

Narrated by: Marion Martienzen

Length: 5 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Die Suche nach dem Glück im Zeitalter des Internets. Endlich eine glückliche Beziehung! Melanie Heymann, 48 Jahre, berufstätig und Single, wünscht sich nichts sehnlicher. Auf Dating-Portalen im Internet sucht die Stuttgarterin die große Liebe. Katharina Behrendt erzählt in "dertraumpartner.de" " (Griot Verlag) eine von Hoffnung und... Read more

Joy of Work - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss has taken away your door, your walls, and your storage areas, there aren't many options left for the next revolution in office design. One of the following things is likely to go next: the floor; the ceiling; your happiness.I... Read more

Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? - Abridged

By: Morgan Spurlock

Narrated by: Erik Singer

Length: 5 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Academy Award®—nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock is a jittery father-to-be with a simple question: If OBL is behind 9/11 and all the ensuing worldwide chaos, then why can’t we just catch him? And furthermore, why is his message so compelling to so many people? So the intrepid Spurlock kisses his anxious, pregnant wife goodbye and–armed with a... Read more

Schmucks! - Abridged

By: Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder

Narrated by: Jackie Mason

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Jackie Mason, one of the true kings of comedy, and his partner in crime, former federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney, Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everyone else who really gets on their nerves. Schmucks! combines Mason's and Felder's nails-to-the-wall political satire—impeccable timing with insightful... Read more

Assholes Finish First - Abridged

By: Tucker Max

Narrated by: Tucker Max

Length: 8 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having... Read more

The Wind in the Willows - Abridged

By: Kenneth Grahame

Narrated by: Patrick Wymark

Length: 1 hour 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

William Collins Books and Decca Records are proud to present ARGO Classics, a historic catalogue of classic fiction read by some of the world’s most renowned voices. Originally released as vinyl records, these expertly abridged and remastered stories are now available to download for the first time. ... Read more