Humor audiobooks

Broke - Abridged

By: Glenn Beck & Kevin Balfe

Narrated by: Brian Sack & Glenn Beck

Length: 11 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Glenn Beck, the New York Times bestselling author of The Great Reset, showcases his distinctive humor in taking on the political landscape in his fight to fix America—before it’s too late.

As the most important presidential election in our history looms, ask yourself: Are America’s finances in better shape than they were four years ago? Or are we... Read more

Dirty Jokes and Beer - Abridged

By: Drew Carey

Narrated by: Drew Carey

Length: 2 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!

We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit
television show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the
bawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER, find out about all the many sides to
this misunderstood Hollywood star:

The Health Conscious Drew:... Read more

High Five - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Debi Mazar

Length: 2 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Out of bail skippers and rent money, Stephanie throws caution to the wind and follows in the entrepreneurial footsteps of Super Bounty Hunter, Ranger, engaging in morally correct and marginally legal enterprises. So, a scumball blows himself to smithereens on her first day of policing a crack house and the sheik she was chauffeuring stole the... Read more

A Goomba's Guide to Life - Abridged

By: Steven R. Schirripa & Charles Fleming

Narrated by: Steven R. Schirripa

Length: 2 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Attention would-be paesans: Can’t distinguish “gabagool” from “pasta fazool”? Not sure how to properly accessorize your track suit with gold chains? Does the phrase “go to the mattresses” make you sleepy? Now Steven R. Schirripa, The Sopranos’ own Bobby Bacala, exposes the inner mysteries of this unique Italian-American hybrid in A Goomba’s... Read more

Tietam Brown - Abridged

By: Mick Foley

Narrated by: Mick Foley

Length: 3 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A remarkable debut novel—given extraordinary life by its amalgam of energy, raw authentic language, and, at the core, a surprising gentleness.

It is the work of the constantly amazing wrestler-writer Mick Foley, whose two volumes of autobiography, Have a Nice Day! and Foley Is Good, were each number one on the New York Times National Best-seller... Read more

Can't Wait to Get to Heaven - Abridged

By: Fannie Flagg

Narrated by: Fannie Flagg

Length: 5 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Combining southern warmth with unabashed emotion and side-splitting hilarity, Fannie Flagg takes readers back to Elmwood Springs, Missouri, where the most unlikely and surprising experiences of a high-spirited octogenarian inspire a town to ponder the age-old question: Why are we here?

Life is the strangest thing. One minute, Mrs. Elner... Read more

Sick Puppy - Abridged

By: Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by: Edward Asner

Length: 5 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving... Read more

Schnitzel Surprise (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Markus Heitz

Narrated by: Thomas Nicolai

Length: 6 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Bares für Gares-Bestseller-Autor Markus Heitz entfacht mit dieser Persiflage auf alle Koch- und Backshows im TV ein bitterbös-komisches Küchenfeuerwerk! Thomas "Thom" Mann ist Inhaber des "Manni's Schnitzeleck", in dem noch die 80er herrschen. Der Mittvierziger war einst der beste Koch-Azubi seines Jahrgangs, hatte ein eigenes Restaurant und... Read more

Обгусевшие лебеди - Abridged

By: Игорь Губерман

Narrated by: Игорь Губерман

Length: 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Бывают такие строчки, которые, раз услышав, не можешь выкинуть из головы, так они и продолжают там крутиться. Таковы стихи Игоря Губермана – блестяще меткие, изобретательные, афористичные, ироничные и правдивые. За все это поэзию Губермана и любят, и бесконечно цитируют уже не один десяток лет. «Обгусевшие лебеди» – сборник стихотворений... Read more

Mistura perfeita - Abridged

By: Lola Salgado

Narrated by: Marina Carpanezi, Thais Vilachã, Leonam Moraes ...

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Luana, determinada a recomeçar após o divórcio, realiza seu sonho de abrir um restaurante antes dos 30. Porém, uma reviravolta inesperada acontece quando descobre que Isaac, seu ex-marido, abrirá um restaurante ao lado. Agora, enquanto competem pela clientela e superam antigas mágoas, vão redescobrir o amor que os uniu. Read more

Why We Suck - Abridged

By: Denis Leary

Narrated by: Denis Leary

Length: 4 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Abridged CDs * 4 CDs, 5 hours

“Denis Leary snarls as naturally as most actors smile,” says one critic of the writer and comic. In Why We Suck, Leary snarls to brilliant effect. With his patented highspeed ranting and killer comic instinct, Denis Leary has become a beloved antihero whose bracing invective and outrageous riffs have earned him a... Read more

Quem disse que deu tudo errado? - Abridged

By: Lola Salgado

Narrated by: Carol Futuro, Anna Júlia Perez & Fernanda Gabriela

Length: 2 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Empolgada para o show de sua cantora preferida, Sofia parte em uma excursão cheia de expectativas. No entanto, seus planos são desafiados com a chegada de Tória, uma garota descontraída e atraente que atrasa a viagem. À medida que os contratempos surgem, Sofia se vê dividida entre a frustração e uma crescente atração por Tória, que vão lhe... Read more

Сборник радиопостановок по рассказам Антона Чехова №2. - Abridged

By: Антон Чехов

Narrated by: Евгений Весник & Татьяна Доронина

Length: 1 hour 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Сборник радиопостановок по рассказам Антона Чехова. В сборник входят рассказы: Кот (исполняют: Евгений Весник, Татьяна Доронина и Владимир Басов), Кривое зеркало (исполняют Наталья Тенякова и Александр Парра), Дачники (исполняет Леонид Броневой), В потемках (исполняет Андрей Миронов), Знакомый мужчина (исполняет Ростислав Плятт и Лазарь... Read more

Our Dumb World - Abridged

By: The Onion

Narrated by: Full Cast

Length: 3 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition features incorrect statistics on all of the Earth's 168, 182, or 196 independent nations.

It also features maps, including a fold-out world map at actual size. Readers will learn about every country from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to the Ukraine, "The Bridebasket of... Read more

Cuenta y Canta... Siempre Cecy - Abridged

By: Cecilia Turner

Narrated by: Cecilia Turner

Length: 1 hour 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

 Después del éxito editorial de sus dos libros .Si te digo la verdad... te miento y .A veces sabe a limón, otros a caramelo, con exquisitos rellensias de aventuras, emocionantes vivencias, donde la pasión se da da da da la da la es desventurada y al descubierto que la dualidad es parte de la vida con sus momentos con sus momentos agrios y... Read more

Двенадцать стульев. Часть 4. Командовать парадом буду я (радиопостановка) - Abridged

By: Илья Ильф & Евгений Петров

Narrated by: Юрий Яковлев & Евгений Евстигнеев

Length: 44 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Двенадцать стульев, часть 4, радиопостановка по одноименному произведению Ильи Ильфа и Евгения Петрова. В ролях - Юрий Яковлев, Евгений Евстигнеев, Евгений Весник и др. Read more

The Areas of My Expertise - Abridged

By: John Hodgman

Narrated by: John Hodgman

Length: 6 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Hot on the heels of the #1 bestsellers The Onion's Our Dumb Century and Jon Stewart's America comes The Areas of My Expertise, the brilliant and uproarious #15 bestseller (i.e., a runaway phenomenon in its own right-no, seriously) - a lavish compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom - all of it completely... Read more

Золотой теленок. Часть 1 - Эх, прокачу! (радиопостановка) - Abridged

By: Илья Ильф & Евгений Петров

Narrated by: Олег Басилашвили & Евгений Весник

Length: 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Золотой теленок, часть 1 – радиоспектакль в трех частях по мотивам одноименного произведения Ильи Ильфа и Евгения Петрова. Исполнители: Олег Басилашвили, Евгений Весник, Вячеслав Невинный, Семен Самодур, Борис Иванов. Read more

Wicked Appetite - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: Yes

With delectable characters and non-stop thrills that have made Janet Evanovich a household name, Wicked Appetite will leave you hungry for more.

Life in Marblehead has had a pleasant predictability, until Diesel arrives. Rumor has it that a collection of priceless ancient relics representing the Seven Deadly Sins have made their way to Boston's... Read more

Душа Элеоноры (радиопостановка) - Abridged

By: Анатолий Луначарский

Narrated by: Андрей Миронов & Лариса Голубкина

Length: 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Душа Элеоноры – радиоспектакль по одноименной пьесе. В ролях: А.Миронов, Л.Голубкина, Г.Абрикосов, В.Сошальский. Read more

Мещанин во дворянстве (радиопостановка) - Abridged

By: Жан-Батист Мольер

Narrated by: Владимир Этуш & Екатерина Райкина

Length: 1 hour 47 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Мещанин во дворянстве – радиоспектакль государственного академического театра имени Моссовета по одноименному произведению. Исполнители: В. Этуш, Е.Измайлова, Е.Райкина, А.Кузнецов, Э. Шашкова, В. Осенев, Л.Максакова, О. Форостенко, М.Воронцов, В.Зозулин, Ю. Волынцев, А.Граве. Read more

Рассказы (радиопостановки) - Abridged

By: Михаил Зощенко

Narrated by: Александр Филиппенко & Игорь Ильинский

Length: 2 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Сборник юмористических рассказов Михаила Зощенко. В сборник вошли рассказы: Сколько человеку нужно (исполняет Александр Филиппенко), Про няню (исполняет Александр Филиппенко), Мелкий случай (исполняет Александр Филиппенко), Таинственная история (исполняет Александр Филиппенко), Рассказ про одного спекулянта (исполняет Александр Филиппенко),... Read more

Fearless Fourteen - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Personal vendettas, hidden treasure, and a monkey named Carl will send bounty hunter Stephanie Plum on her most explosive adventure yet in Fearless Fourteen, from bestselling author Janet Evanovich.

The Crime: Armed robbery to the tune of nine million dollars

Dom Rizzi robbed a bank, stashed the money, and did the time. His family couldn't be... Read more

Двенадцать стульев. Часть 5. Дело помощи утопающим… (радиопостановка) - Abridged

By: Илья Ильф & Евгений Петров

Narrated by: Юрий Яковлев & Евгений Евстигнеев

Length: 49 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Двенадцать стульев, часть 5, радиопостановка по одноименному произведению Ильи Ильфа и Евгения Петрова. В ролях - Юрий Яковлев, Евгений Евстигнеев, Евгений Весник и др. Read more