Humor audiobooks

Gereon Klug - Die Nachteile von Menschen - Abridged

By: Gereon Klug

Narrated by: Gereon Klug

Length: 4 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Was haben wir denn hier für ein Buch? Es sollte eigentlich »Zum Scheißen reicht's« heißen, aber so ein Titel führt zu sehr in die Irre. Gereon Klug beschäftigt sich ja richtig mit den Menschen und schreibt jeden Tag Reisewarnungen, Glückskekszettelpoeme, Kriegserkärungen und Latrinenpredigten. Also daraus ein Buch machen? Seine Psychiaterin... Read more

Political Incorrections - Abridged

By: Bill Maher

Narrated by: Bill Maher

Length: 1 hour 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect starring Bill Maher
Featuring an introduction by Penn Jillette
For everyone who's had their fill of politicians, TV trials and the daily events seen on the evening news, Simon & Schuster Audio offers some relief with POLITICAL INCORRECTIONS-a collection of the funniest opening monologues... Read more

Blaue Wunder (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Ildikó von Kürthy

Narrated by: Ildikó von Kürthy

Length: 3 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Entweder macht sich Elli Sorgen oder "was zu essen". Denn neben ihren etwas zu krummen Zehen und ihren abstehenden Ohren sind Probleme und Hunger seit über dreißig Jahre ihre hartnäckigsten Begleiter. Alle anderen machten vorher schlapp: "Elli, es liegt nicht an dir, ich bin einfach noch nicht bereit für eine feste Beziehung" - das war bisher... Read more

The Garden of Eden - Abridged

By: Eve Adams

Narrated by: Scott Sowers

Length: 5 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This is a parable for our times: a take on small town America that is hilarious, moving, and utterly original
Eden, USA, is the perfect place to live until Ed Harris, the banker, finds his wife in bed with his best friend. Shotgun in hand, he escorts them to the door, and tells his friend: "Guess what? She's yours!"
"I've got a wife, Ed," says the... Read more

Lucky You - Abridged

By: Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by: Edward Asner

Length: 3 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles--the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery.

Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the... Read more

Shiksa Goddess - Abridged

By: Wendy Wasserstein

Narrated by: Wendy Wasserstein

Length: 4 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Though celebrated playwright Wendy Wasserstein was firmly rooted in New York's cultural life, her appeal is universal. Shiksa Goddess collects her urbane, inspiring, and deeply empathetic essays, all written when she was in her forties, and all infused with her trademark irreverent humor. The full range of Wasserstein' s mid-life... Read more

The Book of General Ignorance - Abridged

By: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Narrated by: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A shockingly counterintuitive book of trivia that cuts through the misconceptions that most of us call “facts” to show how wrong we are about . . . well, everything.

“Trivia buffs and know-it-alls alike will exult to find so much repeatable wisdom gathered in one place.”—The New York Times

Think Magellan was the first... Read more

Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? - Abridged

By: Morgan Spurlock

Narrated by: Erik Singer

Length: 5 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Academy Award®—nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock is a jittery father-to-be with a simple question: If OBL is behind 9/11 and all the ensuing worldwide chaos, then why can’t we just catch him? And furthermore, why is his message so compelling to so many people? So the intrepid Spurlock kisses his anxious, pregnant wife goodbye and–armed with a... Read more

Alphabet Juice - Abridged

By: Roy Blount, Jr., Jr.

Narrated by: Roy Blount, Jr., Jr.

Length: 5 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ali G: How many words does you know?

Noam Chomsky: Normally, humans, by maturity, have tens of thousands of them.

Ali G: What is some of 'em?
— Youtube.com


After forty years of making a living using words in every medium, print or electronic, except greeting cards, Roy Blount Jr. still can't get over his ABCs. In Alphabet Juice, he celebrates the... Read more

Everything Changes - Abridged

By: Jonathan Tropper

Narrated by: David Coburn

Length: 4 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Jonathan Tropper’s novel The Book of Joe dazzled critics and readers alike with its heartfelt blend of humor and pathos. Now Tropper brings all that–and more–to an irresistible new novel. In Everything Changes, Tropper delivers a touching, wickedly funny new tale about love, loss, and the perils of a well-planned life.

EVERYTHING CHANGES

To... Read more

The Best Awful - Abridged

By: Carrie Fisher

Narrated by: Carrie Fisher

Length: 5 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This sequel to the bestselling Postcards from the Edge contains Carrie’s Fisher’s trademark intelligence and wit that brought Postcards to the Hollywood movie screen.

When we left Suzanne Vale at the end of Carrie Fisher’s bestselling Postcards from the Edge, she had survived drug abuse, rehab, and Hollywood celebrity. The Best Awful takes... Read more

Forrest Gump - Abridged

By: Winston Groom

Narrated by: Winston Groom

Length: 2 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Bein' a idiot is no box of chocolates," but "at least I ain't led no hum-drum life," says Forrest Gump, the lovable, surprisingly savvy hero of this wonderful comic tale.

When the University of Alabama's football team drafts Forrest and makes him a star, that's only the beginning! He flunks out--and goes on to be a Vietnam war hero, a... Read more

Hollywood Wives - The New Generation - Abridged

By: Jackie Collins

Narrated by: Jackie Collins

Length: 6 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The sexy page-turner picks up where the #1 New York Times bestselling Hollywood Wives left off showing Jackie Collins at her “ultra-celeb, super accessorized, bestselling best” (Publishers Weekly).

Power. Sex. Money. Fame. The new Hollywood wives have it all. And if they don’t have it—they want it. And whatever these women want—they get.
... Read more

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - Abridged

By: Toby Young

Narrated by: Toby Young

Length: 5 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In 1995 high-flying British journalist Toby Young left London for New York to become a contributing editor at Vanity Fair. Other Brits had taken Manhattan—Alistair Cooke then, Anna Wintour now—so why couldn’t he? But things didn’t go quite according to plan. Within the space of two years he was fired from Vanity Fair, banned from the most... Read more

Dr. Katz's Therapy Sessions - Abridged

By: Jonathan Katz

Narrated by: Jonathan Katz

Length: 1 hour 17 minutes

Abridged: Yes

From the producers of the runaway Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central animated TV series "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist" comes DR. KATZ'S THERAPY SESSIONS-a hiply hilarious compilation of Dr. Katz's funniest sessions with his all-star cast of "patients."
Based on Comedy Central's hit phenomenon "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist," DR. KATZ'S... Read more

Assassination Vacation - Abridged

By: Sarah Vowell

Narrated by: Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Stephen King & Dave...

Length: 7 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: Yes

New York Times bestselling author of The Wordy Shipmates and contributor to NPR’s This American Life Sarah Vowell embarks on a road trip to sites of political violence, from Washington DC to Alaska, to better understand our nation’s ever-evolving political system and history.

Sarah Vowell exposes the glorious conundrums of American history and... Read more

Laugenweckle zum Frühstück (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Andrea Hörnke-Trieß

Length: 5 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Pipeline, genannt Line, hat es wirklich nicht leicht: Zwischen Bewerbungsstress und Scherereien mit der Arbeitsagentur treten gleich zwei Männer in ihr chaotisches Leben: Leon, der nette Ingenieur aus Hamburg, und der aufregende amerikanische Fotograf Eric M. Hollister. Und so stolpert Line auf der Suche nach Mister Right zwischen beiden hin und... Read more

Hard Eight - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The #1 bestselling phenomenon continues in the eighth Stephanie Plum novel. The stakes get higher, the crimes get nastier, the chases get faster, and the men get hotter.

This time Stephanie, Morelli, Ranger. Lula, Valerie, and Grandma Mazur are strapped in for the ride of their lives. Stephanie is hired to find a missing child. But things aren't... Read more

Curse of the Spellmans - Abridged

By: Lisa Lutz

Narrated by: Ari Graynor

Length: 6 hours 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

In this sidesplittingly funny follow-up to the New York Times bestselling The Spellman Files, San Francisco’s own highly functioning yet supremely dysfunctional family of private investigators are back on the case in another mystery full of suspicion, surveillance, humor, and surprise from award-winning author Lisa Lutz.

When Izzy Spellman, PI,... Read more

Rare Daws Butler, Vol. 3 - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler & Don Messick

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler, Don Messick & Doug Young

Length: 1 hour

Abridged: Yes

Rare Daws Butler, Volume Three offers a full hour of lost audio from the mind—and voice—of the genius behind so many beloved cartoon characters. Included here are "Huckleberry Hound and the Ghost Ship" and "Quick Draw McGraw and the Treasure of Sarah's Mattress," remastered by Daws Butler prot├®g├® Joe Bevilacqua. Read more

Spoiled Rotten America - Abridged

By: Larry Miller

Narrated by: Larry Miller

Length: 3 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Like Kofi Annan, Larry Miller is one of the most irresistible comic personalities working today. Known for years as an actor, writer, comedian, and sexual pioneer, he's gained a new following as a cultural commentator and frequent guest on political shows. Now, in Spoiled Rotten America, he fixes his gaze on what's funny about our daily... Read more

Hummeldumm - Der Hörbuch (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Tommy Jaud

Narrated by: Tommy Jaud

Length: 5 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: Yes

9 Trottel mit albernen Sonnenhüten. 271 Gar nicht mal so wilde Tiere. 3877 Kilometer Schotterpiste im Minibus. Und weit und breit kein Handynetz. Ich drückte meine Nase ans Busfenster und blickte hinaus ins weite Land. Die Namibier winkten uns und lachten. Klar lachten sie, sie waren ja frei. Wir nicht. Wir waren die in Blech gepackte Rache für... Read more

The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 11 - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg & Donnie Pitchford

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Donnie Pitchford...

Length: 5 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Firesign Theatre’s David Ossman (as George Tirebiter), comedy legend Shelley Berman, and former SNL comedian Senator Al Franken join the cast of The Comedy-O-Rama Hour for another six misadventures of Sgt. Lefty, Ellis da Boatkeeper, Adam Maxwell, Andy, and Woody (all voiced by Joe Bev); Olive Pitts, Ellis, Mrs. Terwilliger, and Lkie (all voiced... Read more

Can You Keep a Secret? - Abridged

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Emily Gray

Length: 6 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE • From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Party Crasher and Love Your Life comes a novel with the same wicked humor, buoyant charm, and optimism as her beloved Shopaholic series.

“Sophie Kinsella keeps her finger on the cultural pulse, while leaving me giddy with laughter.”—Jojo Moyes, author of The Giver... Read more