Performance audiobooks
Abbott and Costello: Melonhead's Department Store
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello has gotten a job in Melonhead's department store. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Costello's Beauty Shop
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Old Time Radio - Costello is running a beauty salon. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Napoleon and Josephine
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou is dressed up like Napoleon. He wants that part in a movie. Bud says he is not the type. Bud rehearses Lou on how to be romantic. Lou asks people if they would like him to be Napoleon. They enact the play with Melonhead being the director Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Mr.Niles Gives the Boys a Job
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 26 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud and Lou are working in an apartment hotel, greeting the new tenants. There are bees in Mrs. Niles' room. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Costello Looking For a Leading Lady in His New Play
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott is putting on a new play, called, They Just Got Wind Of Costello In Alaska or Smellbound. Who's going to be the leading lady? Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Incorrigible
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
After a fight, Bud threatens to leave Lou and break up the act. Costello goes to sleep and dreams about the past. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Pet Shop
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello are running a pet shop and Lou brings in a dog. Costello waits on customers. Mrs Niles brings in a dog for AC to take care of. Lou goes to get a license for the dog. Lou shows up at the marriage license area. He loses the dog. Abbott and Costello go looking for the dog. They search for the dog in a deserted house. They find... Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: The Sherriff of North Hollywood
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello is now the mayor of North Hollywood. After a routine about battling Indians, the boys try to capture Cactus Pete. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Costello Runs For Mayor
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
The boys travel to Lou's home town of South Paterson, New Jersey to become the mayor (by cattle car). Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Discover Uranium
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lou is Hallucinating
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Every time Lou hears a lie, he hears a horn. Bud feels Lou ought to have a will and hires a lawyer to write one; anything to get that $28 from Lou. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Costello in Court
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou has been out planting in the garden. Lou shoots at a crow in the garden. He hits Mrs Niles and she threatens to sue him. Lou has to go to court. He goes looking for character witnesses. Lou is in court. Bud gets him Melonhead for a lawyer. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Costello Buys a Boat
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou tells the story of Moby Dick. Tring to get a license for their boat, Lou winds up in the marriage license bureau. Finally launching the boat, the boys become ship-wrecked on an island. Bud has trouble reading his script. Lou reads a Valentine's poem to Bud. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Spring
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Hanley Stafford subs for Bud Abbott. Script says Bud has a bad case of laryngitis. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Lou has Spring fever. Hanley is going to help Lou plant a garden. They do the sew the seed routine. They do more talk about the garden. They find bones buried in the garden and suspect Mrs Wetwash of murder. They are bones... Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Stock Market
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou wants to earn some money to buy Marilyn a birthday present. They visit the stock market, buy a mink coat for Marilyn, then lose all their money. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lou Wants to Marry Marilyn
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud encourages Lou to ask Marilyn to marry him. She turns him down. Abbott and Costello try to think of a way to win her back. Bud suggests that Lou get his name in the paper. Bud takes Lou to a publicity man. He is going to have Lou fly around the world in a jet. Lou flies from Los Angeles to Glendale in 67 hours. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Christmas Shopping for Lou's Girlfriend
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: TBA
Abridged: No
Bud and Lou take a trolley downtown to go Christmas shopping. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Marriage
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud talks about Lou getting married. Bud thinks Lou should get married....but to whom? Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: From New York CIty Again
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
The boys discuss their families. Costello tells the story of The Grasshopper and The Bee. Lou Costello sings, Lend Me Your Ears. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Talking About Paying Income Tax
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello talk about paying their income tax. Lou tells the story Jack In The Beanstalk and Bud keeps interrupting. Bud takes Lou to a tax accountant. Lou finds he owes no income tax if he makes no money. People keep giving Lou money that they owe him. Lou wins $3000 in a raffle. Lou tries to give the money away but can't...he just... Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Night Club
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud wants Lou to get a job. Lou thinks of opening up a night club. Lou is going to try and buy an aircraft carrier from the navy for the night club. He buys it and sets up his nightclub. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Bank Robbery with Marlene Dietrich
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello ride into Dead Pan Gulch on the trail of Black Pete, the bank robber. Black Pete turns out to be guest Marlene Dietrich! Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Hunting Guide
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello talk about the butter and meat shortages. Abbott and Costello go hunting in the north woods with guest Claire Trevor as a guide. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: English Butler
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello visit the Hugo Gessit Employment Agency to hire a butler. Treacher visits Costello before the visit of Lynn Bari next week. Read more
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