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Michael Alvear

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Learn How To Bottom With EYE-POPPING Medical Illustrations!
These critically-acclaimed medical illustrations are as explicit as watching porn with x-ray glasses. They’ll help you understand the best way to bottom in ways that words alone can’t.
THE :60 SPHINCTER RELEASE METHOD
This new method completely relaxes your sphincter in under a minute. Based on a relaxation technique called PNF, Proprioceptive Neuromuscular Facilitation, it’s going to pop open your sex life like a can of soda.
A QUICK GLANCE AT THE CHAPTERS
• How Porn Stars Bottom Without Pain
A spread-eagled view of how porn star bottoms carry the cargo.
• Emotional Blocks That Stop You From Bottoming
How “Anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock.
• Why It Feels Like Being Impaled By A Fencepost
It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain. Take a tour of your butt.
• The :60 Sphincter Release
A revolutionary technique that completely relaxes your sphincter in under a minute.
• Best Positions and Angle of Entry
How to squeeze a Cadillac into a dog house.
• Who’s In Charge?
Surprise! It isn’t the top.
• How To Have Unforgettable Sessions
The secret to making sex feet-in-the-air fantastic.
• How To Get The Most Out Of A Top
Help him keep you in the bedroom so long they’ll put your face in a milk carton.
• Avoiding A Sh*t Show
Get your butt cleaner than a Disney movie.
• Don't Become Your Worst Enema
Should you use enemas and douches?
Audiobook details
Narrator:
John York
ISBN:
9781664911291
Length:
3 hours 30 minutes
Language:
English
Publisher:
Woodpecker Media
Publication date:
October 15, 2020
Edition:
Unabridged